When you fall in love with someone you have no chance with

[Proud Clod]

No, I'm not talking about the girl at school who's one social elite above you, I'm talking about people in different countries, fictional characters et al.

I was browsing the internet today, and I found the girl of my dreams, here she is:



If that doesn't work, follow this link
http://www.g-chan.com/g-chan/moomba1.jpg

Lisa Simpson is also a worthy candidate.

EDIT: I unwittingly forgot to use the word NOT

<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ June 29, 2002 08:54 AM: Message edited by: Battle Chaser - Proud Clod ]</font>

[Sheriff John Bunell]

here's mine.

Not a cat in hells chance;


if not, http://www.artinaclick.com/images/mc..._jpg_1_490.jpg

[Proud Clod]

Hello John, I'm at work, I have actually done work though hahhahaahahahaha

As for Jessica Rabbit she isn't bad but I never found her that sexy, I'm more of a Lisa Simpson / Fizz from The Tweenies kinda guy

[professor_pumpernickle]

You guys are fucking weird, they're all fictional characters ofcourse you won't be able to have them, instead of feeling sorry for yourselves try falling in love with someone from the real world, maybe a human, i hear it does actually happen sometimes.

[Proud Clod]

I can't help having a crush on Lisa Simpson lol [img]biggrin.gif[/img]

[will,king of skutter]

Thats not only disturbing, but also worrying.. How old is Lisa Simpson? 10? 11?

[professor_pumpernickle]

Paedo

[Proud Clod]

It's not her age! It's her wit, moral code, esteem and intelligence that I find attractive. And her yellow skin.

[professor_pumpernickle]

Oh now i see, yeah you make some fair points, she also plays the sax, that's enough to get me excited.

[Proud Clod]

She also plays the bass, she played it when Barry White was singing.